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The Story
Charrlotte has everything planned. She's gone through the pain of de-fluffing her nether regions, then
vajazzling her vajay-jay, so as to inspire some extra special sexy time with her man on their anniversary.
Not only that, she's preparing his favourite meal – just like Mama used to make it.
But clearly Dave is oblivious to how good he's got it. He's gone on the rampage at the pub and is getting down
with the boys. When Charrlotte finds out, she's furious. And sets her mind on revenge.
Vajazzle is Nathalie Boltt's second short film. Her first, co-directed with
Rodrigo Films partner, Clare Burgess, was a big hit at film festivals around the world. As satisfying as that was,
we were left feeling that not enough people had the opportunity to watch it, so this time round, with the help of
our principal sponsor, RegimA (who make all the skin creams that keep Nathalie
looking so damn hot!), our other sponsors, Strip Wax Boutique and
Hell Pizza, and an army of freakin' awesome crowd-funding pledgers, we are able to spice
up your Valentine's Day and release this little gem directly to the world and bask in the glory of a wave of gasps, red-cheeks,
awkward date moments and facepalms. Share the love with all your friends! Or even your enemies! Viva la revolucion!
How we made it
After a succession of near-misses with the national film funding commissions,
we decided to ask the people of the world whether they wanted to see "Vajazzle - the short film" brought to life.
This was no easy task. The muzzling of the minge is not an easy subject to slip into casual conversation, so we
decided to run a crowd-funding campaign on the
Pledge Me platform.
We made a little teaser to give a taste of our intentions. You can watch that one below!
The campaign was a resounding success. Yes, the people of the world spoke loud and clear! They wanted to see
this story, and we were more than happy to oblige.
We had so much fun creating our campaign teaser that we decided that we had to follow it up with an update.
The fund-raising campaign wrapped up on a Monday and by Friday we were in our first location, setting up for the
first night of shooting. We had a dizzying two-night shoot that culminated in a 5am wrap on Sunday morning, with
the whole crew trying not to corpse as the great Jonny Brugh owned his final, vile scene.
The Cast and Crew
Nathalie Boltt
Writer/Director/Lead Actress
Nathalie knows a lot about revengevajazzling filmmaking. She's best known for her
roles in front of the camera in blockbusters like District 9 and Doomsday, and on NZ and international TV in
Step Dave, Bloodlines and Inspector George Gently, to name a few. But she's also a deft hand behind the camera.
Her debut short film, The Silk, co-directed with Clare Burgess, won a whole bunch of festival awards.
Now it's time for a bit of a comedic turn. But be warned - this comes with a kiddie-lock and if you've got a ticker it will tick quicker!
Actor/Comedian, Jonathan has been performing his unique brand of comic story-telling for 20 years. He
is perhaps most recognised for playing Deacon in the breakout hit, What We do In The Shadows, and Carl
in How To Meet Girls From A Distance. When not gracing the stage or big screen, Jonny had been a TV
regular on hit shows like Pulp Comedy, The Jackie Brown Diaries and Tall Poppies.
Aline Tran
Director of Photography
Cinematographer, Aline, has captured the breathtaking imagery in NZ films like Existence and The Red House,
along with a slew of snappy shorts. She's no stranger to massive movie sets, and has recently finished an
epic stint as stereographer on the Hobbit trilogy. Her eye for detail and technical rigour will ensure that
no flu-flu shot is (unintentionally) fluffed.
Gabrielle Stevenson oozes fabulousness from every pore of her stylish self. She has an outrageously good
eye for all things design and has displayed her cutting-edge costumier skills on such awe-inspiring projects
as Peter Jackson's The Hobbit and the Emmy award winning Reservoir Hill. She headed the costume department
on the hit TV series Girl vs Boy for three glorious seasons and is in constant demand on commercial and
photography sets. But we've got her now. Oh yes, she's going to bling this thing.
Philip Boltt
Editor
Yes, Philip is Nathalie's partner - but he assures us this is not an auto-biographical work. Perhaps a little
too emphatically. Phil brings the technical know-how to the party, gleaned from many years supervising the pipeline
development on the Weta Digital motion-capture stage, and just as many working as an editor and post-production supervisor
back in ol' South Africa.
Full Credits
Cast
You're viewing this on a small screen! That makes it super difficult to give all these talented people their due credit
without making you scroll forever! Please view our site on a bigger screen to see this amazing
list of people.
Charrlotte
Dave
Gabs
Kevin
Nathalie Boltt
Jonathan Brugh
Gabrielle Stevenson
Dulu Brown
Crew
Written & Directed by
Cinematography
Editor
Producers
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Associate Producer
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Executive Producers
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Production Manager
Production Assistant
Focus Puller
2nd Camera Assistant
Gaffer
Lighting Assistant
Sound Recorder
Production Designer
Art work
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Make-up
On-set photography
Photographer's assistant
Catering
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Locations
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Gear generously provided by
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Picture post-production
Original music
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Recorded at
Additional music
Music Editor
Final Mix
Marketing & Publicity
Nathalie Boltt
Aline Tran
Philip Boltt
Nathalie Boltt
Philip Boltt
Peter Kostandelos
Clare Burgess
Max Gmür
Ann Gmür
Gill Boltt
Lynda Lester
Felicity Hamill
Garth Michael
Jane Fletcher
Keri Manuel
Sophie Lloyd
Ken Saville
Gabrielle Stevenson
Mel James
Caterina Schiffers
Matilda Stavenborg
Lynda Lester
Jupiter Boltt
Hell Pizza
Marion Picken
Susy Carr
House of Mackay
Driveway of Goodwin
Portsmouth
CameraWorks
Nitro Media
Philip Boltt
Nathalie Boltt
Andy Mauafua
Ian "DJ Raw" Seumanu
Make Music Aotearoa
Picadilly Six, thanks to the Stewart Family
Stephen Gallagher
James "LRD JXN" Jackson
Susan Fogarty
Julia Hughes
Susana Lei'ataua
Our magnificent Sponsors!
We have been lucky enough to have been supported by these companies.
RégimA rocks!
RégimA is our key sponsor and was created by cosmoceutical queen, Jacqui Faucitt, who dominates her
industry by being brilliant and ballsy. We love that! Her skin-rebirthing products change lives. They certainly
changed Nathalie Boltt (Charrlotte)'s. Before she met Jacqui, she was a strange leathery little prune. And now
look at her! Flaunting her dewy dermis like there's no age restriction on hot! Put some clothes on, woman! Or not.
See if you can spot RégimA's new The Zone range in it's fittingly royal blue and sexy silver packaging...
Wellington's top boutique studio for smooth, fast waxing! While you try it on in some boutiques, we take it
OFF at Strip! Offering a full range of professional hair removal treatments for the ladies, we have manscaping
options covered too! Chests to backs, we've got it waxed, with a range of top quality skin conditioning products.
And guess what? We do vajazzles too!
"Simply the best Brazilian Wax in town!" - Cristine C, Auckland
“If only I'd known!” - Charrlotte V, Wellington
HELL was spawned in 1996 in the Kelburn squash centre in Wellington. First floor, no street frontage, dodgy
access and a tiny kitchen - fundamentally wrong in so many ways, but it worked. By 2006 it had spread its winningly
evil ways to 66 stores in London, Brisbane, Seoul, India and Vancouver. Today, HELL Pizza is 666% New Zealand
owned and committed to giving you the best damned pizza in this life or the next.
Our fabulous Pledgers!
This short film would not have been possible without the incredibly generous contributions of a wide group of
amazing people. Long live the democracy of the crowd! We thank each and every one of you for helping us bring
this little gem into existence.
You're viewing this on a small screen! That makes it super difficult to list all our pledgers and special thank-yous
without making you scroll forever! Please view our site on a bigger screen to see this amazing
list of people.